I have had crazy stuff happen to me in the last few days. I met a guy that seemed to be really cool but then proceeded to ask me if he could hook my breasts up to a milk machine, after telling me he was sure he could get milk out of them. Okay so obviously I am an open minded person but that took the cake. Who asks someone something like that? I was able to chop that up to just pure creepo. I decided to put that behind me.
Last night I got a call from a really creepy man. I did not recognize the number so I let it go to voicemail. I listened to the message and this is what it said:
Keep in mind I have no idea who this dude is nor did i go on a date with him…
Hey what’s up baby, i really appreciate the good time last night, it was a howl. you got a nice body, smooth times, good music, we laughed and giggled and stuff, and um just had a really sweal time rocking it out ya know stretching it out grooving and then just having a good time like that, you know who this is? you have the number on the caller id there you should give me a buzz back you know we had a good time let’s try to have another good time if you ever wanna do that so we’ll uh figure it out call back and we’ll rock it and um im talking to the right person so don’t think i’m not Jessica we know each other so you should be able to figure out that by now so thanks for the good time last night and loved the note you left me too, okay well gotta go.
After listening to this message again and again and again, i could not figure it out. I was with my girls the night before and I had never met this man. Or so I thought…. turned out to be a guy I knew when i lived in New Jersey. He was playing a joke on me. Not Funny. I was seriously creeped out.
Then today the creepiness started again. I got a text from a dude I had given him my phone number so we could continue chatting after talking for a while online. The pictures he had posted looked nothing like the one he sent to my phone, I posted it below. He seemed okay but then when I told him I didn’t want to talk anymore he got weird. He would text me random things, and I would ignore them. Today I got this text: O Come on Jessica! Was my texting that bad? I’ll try to scare the shit out of you if that’s what you really want.
Yeah. Creepy. I don’t get it. I do not understand why this dude decided to text me that…. so i blocked him. I’m starting to think it is just creeper and creepo week. The only good thing that has happened to me is meeting up with “D” He is the only person I really want to see right now. I am keeping his name discreet right now because he may not want me putting his name out there like that.
This is the creep. Serial Killer! If you know him… sorry.

So I think good things are coming my way because it can’t get much worse. I think that 28 is going to be my year of “hate” and 29 everything will be “fine.”